Dick-trained

When you want to revisit a sexual encounter from an earlier time in your life to see if your recollection of their genitalia size has been accurate all these years.

In high school I hooked up with this guy and his dick was bigger than a Gatorade bottle and I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth.

15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.

by HotTomHanks October 13, 2019

sleepy train

When you could've fallen asleep standing up, but you didn't given so you got a sudden burst of energy and you weren't hired again for a few hours. Then suddenly out of nowhere you're y you could've fallen asleep standing up, but you didn't given so you got a sudden burst of energy and you weren't tired again for a few hours. Then suddenly you're super tired and it feels like a train is pulling up to the station and you better get on that sleepy train cause the next one isn't coming for a few hours so you better catch this one unless you wanna be staring at the ceiling for the next two hours.

You better catch that sleepy train next one isn't till 5am!

by oregonsuri87 July 4, 2015

Shit Trained

To be bombarded with insults and attacks after an incident meant to be a secrete is revealed

Justin Bieber was shit trained when word got out he got a girl preggers.

by mollgion November 7, 2011

A Salad Train

Four or more fine male gent struggling with there sexuality come up with challenge called A Salad Train. The men get down on all fours in train with there heads facing the gent in fronts anus. The designated driver says choo choo and the other gents inserts there tongues in the other gents anuses to form a salad train . Once the train starts choo choo ing whichever gent gets an erection from the salad tossing might help them in there voyage of discovery

I did a salad train express last night

by Pink pages 2018 September 29, 2018

paine train

The man who brings the chop chop to the gangbang

Here comes the Paine train guys

by Gillymcfilly May 6, 2016

draining the train

taking a pee, piss, or wizz

"What are you doing?" "Eh I was just draining the train"

by le jenn April 17, 2010

Vagel train

The vape bagel train. A group of bros go to a bagel place and line their bagels to mouth height. A person hits the vape into the bagel holes and it passes through the holes into the other bro’s mouth. He hits his bro’s hit and blows it back, forming the ultimate bond of manhood. Immediately after the act, both bros and all witnessing bros must say “no homo” then eat the bagels.

Let’s go to the Bagelry and hit a vagel train!

Bro! That was a sick vagel train, no homo though.

by SSM.69 November 2, 2018