The Waffle Tinkerer

When you blow in a girls vagina so hard that her fallopian tunes inflate and burst like a balloon

I gave a girl the Waffle Tinkerer last night and now she needs intense fallopian tube reconstruction

by TheSlangMasta October 04, 2014

Tape waffle

The ultimate insult to end any argument and/or conversation.When you can’t even live anymore so you just die and release all bodily fluids from your body, and wander around for eternity never knowing peace

(Person 1): your mom gay, daddy lesbian , sister a mister, grandpap a trap, ancestors incestors, and whole family tree LGBT.

(Person 2): Yeah well your a tape waffle

(Person 1): Dies instantly while simultaneously releasing all bodily fluids from his body and wandering around for eternity without peace.

by Tape Waffle April 03, 2018

Ass waffle

Someone being a meany

Omg he’s such an ass waffle

by IeatA$S February 17, 2019

Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger

Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night

by Phat dino March 06, 2021

Waffle Kink

A joke started by quite a few Instagrammers.

-The desire to have sex with a waffle.

"Ay, did you hear that James has a waffle kink?"

by -yoyoyoyohane April 05, 2017

Pog Waffles

A synonymous phrase for "nice" or "that's great" in a nonchalant way.

"Ms. Carly, you've been scheduled on shift this Christmas."

"Pog waffles."

by Lord Fabulous the 1st December 25, 2022

anus waffle

When you shit your pants and sit on it.

Larry ate Taco Bell and shit his pants, when he sat down it made one hell of an anus waffle in his pants.

by The bully slayer June 28, 2015