clown porned

When someone's or a group of person's actions, skills, arguement, logic, idea, or perfomance becomes entirely shot down, owned, pwnd, ruin, annihilated, whomped, stomped, crushed, debilitated, obliterated, or any other way proven wrong, futile, or insignificant by another person, group of persons, or most hilariously, AI.

While played Street Fighter 3, Jesse busted out Chun Li's rapid kick super art, which Ben sat back and red parried the entire thing and proceeded to chain into a fierce uppercut chained into a Shoryu Reppa with Ken winning the tournament. Shortly thereafter, Tom came to Jesse's face to rub in it, "Man, Ben just clown porned the shit outta your Chun Li move!"

by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008

punching the clown

Male masterbation, usually the term is used after the inner shoulder muscles are tired.

My shoulders are so tired after punching the clown.

by Max O June 19, 2006

Clown Face

While a man is performing oral sex on a woman and the woman unknowingly starts her period. The period blood then smears around the man's mouth like red clown makeup.

Last night while giving a bitch some head, I ended up with a clown face because she forgot she started her period that day.

by TashaJ December 13, 2013

Ass clown

A talentless boob that stumbles into good fortune, unwarranted praise and kudos from top organizational men despite their complex idiotry and meritless grounds of employment. A large number of middle and upper management falls into this designation.

Everyone you hate "Billy the new guy in the cubicle across from me was invited to lunch by Mr. koknballs to celebrate his newly bestowed title of Ass clown"

by kozmikblue June 15, 2010

Clown Cunt

Any woman who wears too much makeup. She is also a life stealing controlling evil succubus that removes the testicles of men. She makes men to women things like wear make up take them shopping all man things are removed from them like strip clubs, guys night out.

Man I can't believe Eric is dating that clown cunt.

by MateranKelsPapi June 12, 2010

clown boner

When a man wakes up with a raging morning wood, while wearing colorful, tacky boxers or underpants

Dude 1: "WhoooWeeeee I'm pitchin' a tent over here"

Dude 2: "Man, you've really worked up a clown boner in those colorful briefs"

by narbles February 25, 2011

clown shit

A commonly employed theme in haunted attractions; most often using day-glo paint, a selection of Killer Klownz masks, stupid horns and sometimes 3D glasses. The aim is to appeal to the small portion of attendees who suffer from coulrophobia (fear of clowns). People who are afraid of clowns are afraid of one in the middle of a brightly lit room and to those who are not afraid of clowns it is stupid and boring.

I really enjoyed the haunted house we visited last night, except for the clown shit maze; that was lame.

by The Haunt Prophet October 20, 2015