Q fersk sjokolademelk

Q fersk sjokolademelk is the most addictive substance known in life, the universe and everything. The choccy diarrihea like brown substance is produced by Q-meieriene and crushes it’s competitor “Litago”. Q fersk is our divine saviour from this devil spawn “Litago”. Anyone who wishes to object, should perish and wither away alone in a dark soggy room in an upmost painful way, including stoning and an above average tall penguin.

Person 1: Q fersk sjokolademelk gives me oral pleasure when I drink it
Person 2: Wtf man, it doesn't even taste that different from Litago
Person 1: *Pulles up an abnormally tall penguin*

by Helixsky January 29, 2024

Q

Q is a 5’6 (ish) muscular hunk with smooth brunet hair and the most lovely eyes you’ve ever seen. He has a contagious laugh, and an infectious smile that once cracked will instantly put you in a better mood. Q is athletic and extremely intelligent, and will never miss the chance to one up you. He’s a workaholic, and puts his time and efforts into creating a successful future for himself, which is a very attractive quality. He also makes time for his friends and has made some of the best friendships through his hobbies and passions. Q is understanding and kind, and takes time to listen and help those he loves and cares about. He is romantic and affectionate, and can give you butterflies with just a whisper. Everyday I feel so lucky to have met Q because I finally feel love like I never have before. He brings out the best in me. There aren’t enough hours in a day or breath in my body to tell Q how much I love him, and I never knew it was possible. I love Q.

Girl: “who’s that handsome guy over there with the contagious smile?”
Guy: “oh that’s just Q. Isn’t he great?”

by tallgrace August 21, 2022

Akira aka Q

the best bestie to exist also the coolest cosplayer (@.m1k4n_tsum1k1 on tiktok go check them out!) <3 makes great jokes abt broccoli and is funny asf I love it 😋😋💔 love u 4eva shawty 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥

„Did you hear the joke Akira aka Q made?“
„Yes, it was so funny I literally shit my pants 🙄“

by bibblebibble March 24, 2021

Q

Someone who thinks they are the shit, but in fact is literally not shit.

Oh Q? He ain’t shit.

by RckyMartn December 7, 2021

the q list

A list of the opposite sex in which the founders of the list infatuate members of the list

Dude, that chick is so hot, she should be on the q list!

by Cueq May 26, 2011

Q

The stupidest fucking letter in the entire alphabet. Its dumbass is trying to be fancy with a little tail

Person 1: Yo do you know the letter Q?

Person 2: I fucking hate it

by Somedumbshit July 20, 2020

Q

A "Q" is basically the lowest member of society... A leech to the very nature in which we try to survive. Scum of the earth is the closest translation that I can fathom in English. It can be used in place of any degrading word to describe the worst people you come across.

I was walking through east Cleveland when a group of Q's decided to ruin my day with some "hootin' and hollerin'"... Dare I say a 9mm to my ass? Just Q tings.

by skiddlybum April 2, 2021