National smack your ex girls ass day

National Smack your ex girls ass day. Tickle her

Yooo bro it’s national Smack your ex girls ass day

by Xxxbigdlck October 21, 2019

Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch

The art of dipping your hand in peanut butter while getting blown and slapping the girl in the face and saying "how do you like me now BIZZNITCH"

Guy-OMG
Girl-WHAT?
GUY Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch

by RETRO1 May 20, 2009

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009

She's smacked

Typically describes a girl that isn't the prettiest of people or people don't have an interest in

Have you seen the new girl at school? She's smacked.

by Kaylee bunches January 28, 2016

Smack

Smack is the sound that is made when two people are having sex in some trees and they smack into each other!

Tarzan stares romantically at Jane from the tree next door.... “wanna smack?”

There’s this new, revolutionary way to do it, it’s called smacking.

Imagine how buff we’d all be if we had to smack to get it on. We’d all have six packs from god!

I will smack you right out of this tree Jessica, I swear to god.

by Untz-Cracker January 24, 2019

Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

Cob-Smacked

What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.

My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019