Venezuelan male best described by the meaning of his initials “JMV” (Jugador Mas Valioso) or most valuable player (MVP) in English.
by JMVDGR8 December 19, 2013

He is the best guy ever... You have never seen anyone like him. He is loyal, cute, sexy, smart, creative, kind, gentleman and a lot more... He loves like no one else, his love is just precious. When he falls in love with someone he isn't playing.
When he falls in love he is able to do anything he can for his love.
If you ever see him you have to go talk to him. You don't have to be shy or anything
When he falls in love he is able to do anything he can for his love.
If you ever see him you have to go talk to him. You don't have to be shy or anything
You're such a Martin Dzimbaník
Trish: "You will never believe who I saw"
Jessica: "Who did you see"
Trish: "I saw Martin Dzimbaník"
Trish: "You will never believe who I saw"
Jessica: "Who did you see"
Trish: "I saw Martin Dzimbaník"
by Malcolm is best bro love you July 17, 2019

Demon from Mexican folklore, who prays on naughty children who do not finish their Quesadillas. Known to be especially attracted to the greasy qualities of mexican cooking. Announces presence through incessant tapping of your leg while watching you eat, often annoying you with constant questioning about food you should not and will not give him.
"Oh boy I really George RR Martin this time"
"Finish your food Pablo, or the fat man will finish it for you!"
"Finish your food Pablo, or the fat man will finish it for you!"
by Past victim November 24, 2023

has a very very large penis
by oabnifowahnwof gag April 3, 2017

Martin comes from the Latin name "Martinus" which was the God of war, Martin is usually a tall handsome guy, Smartest one in the room. Might be a little cocky but ladies love him.
by Notyourgirl122 November 23, 2021
