j drunk

When you drink way too much way too fast

Oh man, I drank a case of beer in 4 hours, I was j drunk.

by tyd May 25, 2015

J Summs

That one kid in your high school class who thinks he's classy as fuck and athletic but all he does is swim and shit.

You: "Hey J Summs wanna go to a party this weekend?"
J Summs: "Nah Brah, can't Brah, too much swimming Brah, gotta try on some sweater-vests Brah."

by Natty Ice wuz hur January 27, 2014

j bot

A juul
Frequently used by students at Madison High School in order to not get caught by teachers.

We rippin your J Bot in C-hall during lunch today?

by Rich Smalls August 23, 2019

J Mauer

A guy who thinks he's so cool, and can win at everything. He loves baseball but doesn't look good playing it. Common catch phrases are, "Shut up ""Do that one more time" he thinks he can win at fights but doesn't succeed very often.

Wow see that J Mauer standing over there? He is so cool!

by Hashtagj March 22, 2017

J-TOTin'

acronym for "Just Throwing it Out There"

Pronounced "Jay-TOT-in"

Guy: Hey wanna have sex
Girl:No
Guy: sorry, Just J-TOTin' it

by Mario Joseph D. April 27, 2008

Walmart J's

A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)

Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"

by The Original Fin January 21, 2015

William J.

A person who has the most amazing soul and she has fallen deep in love with him, only for it to grow more and more. he is the most wonderful person with a generous heart and a magical touch which will soothes her heart. he's the reason for her to open her eyes and the reason she is choses not to. In her eyes he is the most unbelievable person, caring, understanding, and generous. He is the most stunning person she has seen, with everything a angel exhibits. He's charming, sensitive and a wonderful advisor who has a gift for curing the one of the most deadliest diseases, fear. he cure fear with his love and replaces it with strength and courage. he is her sunrise and sunset. He's the love that she breathes.

Some may say love is dream, but love is is a dream living in reality... her dream is William J.

by PDque June 8, 2010