A fat, out of shape piece of shit. Who would typically take 30 minutes just to take a shit and stinks the hole bathroom up. Typically ways about 300 pounds and when talked about they say they don't way much more then the person who brings it up.
by DavidSlave September 7, 2021
Get the PJ Cannonmug. When a person doesn’t shit for a day or two and have to go badly and begin to explode shit all over a unexpecting person who can be asleep.
by Cream master December 1, 2021
Get the Loaded Cannonmug. by Neapolitanicecream July 10, 2021
Get the cannon daddymug. by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019
Get the cum cannonmug. Right before a man ejaculates he sticks a needle down his urethra to make it bleed,thus turning his semen red.
Mitch was going hard till he felt the girl he was with was in need of the all mighty armstrong cannon V3,aka ketchup cannon.
by Revan El Canutilo March 10, 2018
Get the Ketchup Cannonmug. When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat
Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022
Get the Dave Cannonmug. by Double diamonds November 20, 2023
Get the Cannonmug.