An infectious disease spread among the middle schools of the entire world. Symptoms include: Moaning, the phrase "Can I get a hi-ya", unfunny sex jokes, acting like a homosexual, continuous uttering of the phrase "Sussy Baka", constant interruptions, etc. If you know a person infected with this disease, contact your Priest, Rabbi, Minister, or Ayatollah to be blessed or exorcised.
Hey Jim, I heard that Randall J. caught middle school humor. He spread it, so all the religious leaders are booked.
by Beltbucklebystander November 9, 2021
Get the Middle school humor mug.basically if segregation was a place. this school is like swanson in the amount of diversity. but instead of being white it’s latino. the teachers might as well speak spanish as that’s the only language you will hear there. there are a few white kids who go there but by the time they graduate they are fluent in spanish and failing all of their classes.
by danfan112 April 24, 2021
Get the Kenmore Middle School mug.A suburban middle school fit for a bunch of wannabe gangsters, homophobes (vocal or not), and gays
A school were you can't give your suffering friend a hug because it violates an arbitrary touch rule.
A school that has no such thing as confidentiality.
A school that gives its kids panic attacks and doesn't bat an eye so long as they get that sweet, sweet A from them.
A school where you can get suspended for getting beat up because 'you must've provoked this person'.
A school where students get death threats from other students and are afraid to say anything due to fear of being ridiculed for your sexuality.
A school that couldn't be bothered to make more than a half-assed, glitchy, pathetic excuse for a website when they know full well that some students will have to rely on it for the full length of a global fucking pandemic.
A school that's one good act for any of its students is to make sure that a place like this never allowed to run again.
A school were you can't give your suffering friend a hug because it violates an arbitrary touch rule.
A school that has no such thing as confidentiality.
A school that gives its kids panic attacks and doesn't bat an eye so long as they get that sweet, sweet A from them.
A school where you can get suspended for getting beat up because 'you must've provoked this person'.
A school where students get death threats from other students and are afraid to say anything due to fear of being ridiculed for your sexuality.
A school that couldn't be bothered to make more than a half-assed, glitchy, pathetic excuse for a website when they know full well that some students will have to rely on it for the full length of a global fucking pandemic.
A school that's one good act for any of its students is to make sure that a place like this never allowed to run again.
"I go to Durham Middle School"
"Oh my god, I am so sorry. This a dark period in your life but just know that it gets better. If you need anything just ask."
"Oh my god, I am so sorry. This a dark period in your life but just know that it gets better. If you need anything just ask."
by HomogenousLoser January 6, 2021
Get the Durham Middle School mug.Middle school angstlords are honestly the most pathetic people out there. They literally think that everything gets hard once they enter Middle School? Wait until they grow up and get a job in the real world. That's when they'll eventually look back on Middle School and think that it was a much more innocent time.
by CelticEagle February 22, 2019
Get the Middle School Angstlord mug.A school with hella ugly girls. Hella fake ass friends. U will only find a few real friends at this school. The teacher annoyin asf. A bunch of fake bangers
“He bsf” U walk away “I hate that bitch”
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by Ixhatexyall January 20, 2020
Get the Couch middle school mug.The most shitty school. Looks like a jail. The teachers there don’t know how to teach. And especially mrs.rios and more.
by ..11 November 5, 2019
Get the Burns Middle School mug.a hell hole filled with crack heads and ghetto girls. everyone posts “dhmu, only the real ones know 😭😭😭” on their snap and try to be cute. people juul in the bathrooms and skip classes. honestly I’d rather yeet myself off a bridge than spend another year there.
josh- “omg you went to shahala?”
Becky- “yeah i hated it... hydroflacks and hot Cheetos flying everywhere”
shahala middle school is a hell hole.
Becky- “yeah i hated it... hydroflacks and hot Cheetos flying everywhere”
shahala middle school is a hell hole.
by 🐽🤠😎 August 25, 2019
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