Peter: "Aw man... someone left us some table gravy..."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."
by Jerkoffjacklick September 6, 2016
Get the table gravymug. A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.
Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.
by bruuuh March 12, 2015
Get the gravy thiefmug. by ninjawise December 13, 2019
Get the Gravy navalmug. The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.
Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?
Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
by Gr8CountryBlump February 9, 2023
Get the milf gravymug. by alienattacker September 23, 2018
Get the Gravymug. by mcmullet April 3, 2015
Get the space gravymug. by Beast Mode 21 October 25, 2017
Get the Gravy Buildmug.