kimothy pours milk and coke (drink) create a thirst destroying concoction
kimothy: "holy shit i found the cure to cancer!"
kimothy explodes into a clear bile
kimothy: "holy shit i found the cure to cancer!"
kimothy explodes into a clear bile
by radioheadenjoyer15 December 18, 2023
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Get the Cancer Stick mug.A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.
“I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
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Get the kisser-cancer mug.1. An astrological sign (the crab) which one may attain as a sun sign by being born between 21st of June and the 20th of July (roughly). Many astrologists believe ones astrological sign has an influence on ones personality and behaviour.
2. A collective term for a range of conditions involving genetic mutations in cell division genes, resulting in an abnormal mass of tissue (called a tumour) that can split off (metastasise) and roam to other parts of the body and interfere with crucial body functions, resulting in declining health and if left untreated, eventual death.
Diagnosis - the name of a cancer usually comes from the organ from which the original malignant tumour stemmed from. (e.g skin cancer). This classification can be further divided into the specific tissue. (basal cell carcinoma, melanoma)
Prognosis - As well as a diagnosis, cancers also have stages of progression, which indicate how much it has grown and spread, and therefore ones chances of survival.
Prevention - A man whose father and grandfather had prostate cancer may decide to have his prostate removed after he has had children to prevent prostate cancer later on.
Screening and blood tests are also ideal ways to identify cancer before they grow and induce symptoms.
Treatment: Once cancer has taken hold, there are many treatments to reduce symptoms and destroy existing tumours. These include surgery, chemotherapy and radiotherapy.
2. A collective term for a range of conditions involving genetic mutations in cell division genes, resulting in an abnormal mass of tissue (called a tumour) that can split off (metastasise) and roam to other parts of the body and interfere with crucial body functions, resulting in declining health and if left untreated, eventual death.
Diagnosis - the name of a cancer usually comes from the organ from which the original malignant tumour stemmed from. (e.g skin cancer). This classification can be further divided into the specific tissue. (basal cell carcinoma, melanoma)
Prognosis - As well as a diagnosis, cancers also have stages of progression, which indicate how much it has grown and spread, and therefore ones chances of survival.
Prevention - A man whose father and grandfather had prostate cancer may decide to have his prostate removed after he has had children to prevent prostate cancer later on.
Screening and blood tests are also ideal ways to identify cancer before they grow and induce symptoms.
Treatment: Once cancer has taken hold, there are many treatments to reduce symptoms and destroy existing tumours. These include surgery, chemotherapy and radiotherapy.
1. “What star sign are you? I’m a cancer!”
2. After a biopsy, we can confirm that you have an early-stage melanoma growing on your back. We can remove the tumour via surgery, however we may require some rounds of chemotherapy to ensure the cancer hasn’t spread”
2. After a biopsy, we can confirm that you have an early-stage melanoma growing on your back. We can remove the tumour via surgery, however we may require some rounds of chemotherapy to ensure the cancer hasn’t spread”
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