Bacon Shaker

A term for when a female slips her hand in a males front pocket, grabs the penis and shakes it.

The girl near the bar looks really kinky, I bet she is a "Bacon Shaker".

by jtumas January 12, 2010

choke on bacon

A common phrase on Southern Wisconsin farms used to describe the act of performing oral sex on a fat and greasy penis.

Farmer Wilbur entered the house after cutting wood on a hot August day and hollered to Mert, "woman come out to the shed and choke on bacon."

by Big-dog-on-porch May 29, 2017

Circle Bacon

When ever a female (or a male) takes violent anal sex and the remains can be accurately described as a "circle bacon". It is called a circle bacon because the 'ring' around the anus resembles a circle of heavily cooked bacon.

Hey bro, I went over to Becca's last night and gave her some serious anal sex. I think I gave her a circle bacon, bro.

by Tra Na Pha October 18, 2011

strip-of-bacon

Sliced thin, back and sides of a hog salted and dried or smoked.

Tom took the large pig and sliced him into a strip-of-bacon.

by Flamez_Hedgehog June 23, 2004

Kevin Bacon

Kevin Bacon... There isnt really much one can say about him... Except he is fucking awesome... And I look forward to light saber fighting his FOOTLOOSING ASS sometime soon! So "best friend" Ryan, this one is for you!! Nikki Sara

Kevin Bacon, lets go to the zoo and watch the monkeys jerk off!

by Nikkita Spanxxx July 1, 2005

bacon strip

One who displays a level of behavior consistent with over-indulging in large amounts of alcohol and narcotics. It is the highest state of intoxication reached just prior to loss of consciousness.

OMG - did you see Quadro last night? He stayed up all night guzzling and huffing the solder gobbler - what a bacon strip!!

by Bush59 September 20, 2009

bacon buddies

1: two strips of bacon that have attached themselves to one another in the pan while being fried.

If one is generous enough to share his or her plate of bacon, bacon buddies are to be counted only as one slice.

2: When two people become such good friends that they are willing to share bacon with one another.

Example 1
Guy 1: "Hey man, thanks for sharing your bacon with me!"
Guy 2: "Your welcome. Just remember that I get all the bacon buddies."

Example 2
Girl 1: "Andy shared his bacon with me this morning. We're bacon buddies now."
Girl 2: "I knew he was the one for you."

Example 3
Girl 1: "Hey, can I have some of your bacon?"
Guy1: "I think we need to stop seeing each other."

by Uberpaws February 20, 2010