daddy day

on November 5 it's call your boyfriend daddy day

girlfriend: yeah baby you know what today is

boyfriend: no what is it today?
girlfriend: daddy day i can tell you daddy all day long

by wolf06 October 31, 2020

schnuerffdog day

a fun and joyous holiday that happens the first friday of the second semester in a school year! those celebrating wear green to share their schnuerffdog day cheer!!!

“hey, why are you ironing your green shirt?”
“it’s schnuerffdog day tommorow, obviously!!”

by lickmyhairyhole January 20, 2023

fiing day

(fing)
acronym for Fuck It I'm Not Going day
taken simply for the reason that you don't want to go to school, work or so on....
see also mental health day

alarm blares
man smashes it with sledgehammer, "Screw work, I'm taking a FIING day"

by eriCartman December 29, 2007

Disappointment day

Christmas day. The day when everyone is disappointed with their presents.

Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"

Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"

by Jonathon Quick December 29, 2009

Eldabbo day

An official holiday that all high-schoolers celebrate involving Friday’s and the bathroom.

Make sure you have carts for this Friday’s eldabbo day!

by Eldabbo December 5, 2018

no sex day

No sex day- usually celebrated on the 3rd of october, everybody participating refrains from any sexual activity until midnight 3rd of October

Hey Jenny, you realise its no sex day today right?

by Goggler201926 October 2, 2019

Off Day

An off day, also referred to as a bad day (and not to be confused with a day off), is a day where you're...not yourself. Maybe you've been a bit down on your luck as of late. Maybe your parents are reminiscing to their friends about that awful/embarrassing thing you did when you were four years old that you've been trying to forget for at least a decade or two. Whatever it is, you're probably going to be very sullen until your life starts showing improvement.

My mate suffers from depression, and he has both good days and off days. One day he'll be just fine -- maybe even a little cheerful if something good has happened -- and then the next day, he'll be very sullen and down in the dumps; when this happens, there's absolutely nothing that can make the metaphorical rain cloud above his head disappear. You just have to wait until the off day runs its course.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021