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Teenerschnitzel

Background: The name has evolved from Chief Teensy, a puppet made in Celebration of a beautiful Goddess Tina. Tina is from a long line of weinerschnitzel eating German Ancestry. In obvious combination, it only makes sense that she is Teenerschnitzel, it is her essence.

Definition: A Teenerschnitzel is an omnivore, burner, pirate, disco dancing, fashionable, artistic, creative, gypsy, beautiful German American Goddess in a woman's body named Tina.
Instead of a beanerschnitzel, which is a Mexican German, a Teenerschnitzel is a German Tina.

ex.- Tina Stotz
ex.- Tina Plate
by Username2010 February 28, 2010
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Tennessee Table Tennis

When a woman kneels doggy style and one fucks her with a vibrator from behind while they also finger the ass and lick from the clitoris to the bottom of the vagina (stopping clear before the taint) back and forth resembling a table tennis match. (Vibrator optional) Thus avoiding ass to vagina contact while producing a body shaking orgasm.
Friend: Why are your eyes glazed over and why are you walking funny? Are you drunk?

Woman: I just got a Tennessee Table Tennis from my boyfriend.

Friend: Oh, that makes sense.
by TubieBoobie March 4, 2011
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Tanner

An asshole who always leaves you on open on snap. And he is a sexyyyyyyyy sexyyyyyy dude but rude so.
He is o rude but hot, so basically a tanner!!
by karenhatestanner June 19, 2017
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Tanner

A Fuck boy who trys to act black and sends dick picks to his girlfriend saying his dick was "soft" and that's why it's small
Faith- hey Tanner sent me a dick pick but it's small he says it's soft

Nick- who the fuck sends soft dick picks
by Tanner is a fuck boy July 3, 2018
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Tanner

Biggest faggot you will ever see in your life, he is most likely over weight and is a huge nerd. He loves space and is into girls he will never get. He is the worlds biggest loser and is the disgrace of his family.
I saw this fucking faggot today his name was probably Tanner.
by Big Dick Rick 6900000000000000 October 23, 2018
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Tenderize

To purposely drain your teammate's health so they will be killed by an opponent more easily.

Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.
"Dude, I just got the most epic tenderize on Skarth with this power drain!"

Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."

Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"

"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"
by ArdeGT February 23, 2008
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tennessee hot pocket

Defocating into a woman's vagina
Shit Earl did you see me tennessee hot pocket that bitch last night?

Oh Chuck (Norris) tennessee hot pocket my pink cookie!
by PinkComet69 August 2, 2008
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