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New Tech Culture

Bridging the gap between group work and learning as a family. Can include social events, family time, and freedom to work how you want
New Tech Culture-Damn, New Tech be swimming in that culture.
by rileytea37231 May 12, 2017
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Tech Support

Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.

Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.
"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"

"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."
by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023
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tech tip

virgin: "tech tip: you can code using c++"
fbi: "virgin detected"
by sussyamognus July 11, 2022
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V-tech

Why foreigners and 15 year old kids (and slow people) thinks Hondas are fast... When in all reality they are a slow poor excuse for a car and V-tech is nothing more than variable valve displacement.
15 year old kid -"Wow that whip is fast"

Slow person - "yeah it had v-tech"

Person with common sense - "No it's actually not fast and gets good mpg because of v-tech, if you wanted fast should have bought American"
by Hendobp March 28, 2016
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Butter tech

A adjective; Used to describe something in a positive manner, such as impressive, good looking, and or tasty.
What do you guys think of my new shoes?

“They are butter tech”

These burgers are butter tech, you did a good job cooking them.

How about that touchdown catch, It was butter tech.
by Shved October 18, 2025
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Eastern tech

eastern tech is a school were everyone thinks they are the shit but are really not. soccer boys are cockey and self obsessed, everyone’s a pot head, and there are a lot of Asians. everyone says they want to go to their home school but never do. the teachers give too much work and LOVE ap students. schools around baltimore county hate them but still fuck with them. only a couple teachers care about students and the rest just want to make them suffer. they also have the secret stairwell (not very secret) which now has cameras so what’s the point of calling it secret. overall the school is filled with a shit ton of low life’s who party on the weekends and random people that no one knows. #wearetech #mavericks #maverickrumble
(eastern tech student)
boy: let’s meet up in the secret stairwell
girl: okay...
boy: ;)

girl: omg I’m so drunk and high!!!!!
boy: omg i can’t feel my face
by Alsjveudjebsysinevstsuwkkevs January 3, 2018
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TECH TUESDAY

The last Tuesday of every month wear you wear a Nike tech
Omg Chris look so sexy this tech Tuesday
by Kha billz January 25, 2022
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