Taxes

Doing it with your spouse while your family member is watching/ wants to play

Hey stop found your taxes in front of me it's getting ridiculous

by Bowjwhabahwnehs March 12, 2016

Taxes

Taxes are another word for the weed

You got taxes bro

by Loca.girl.in.here September 26, 2018

Taxes

Money you have to pay to the state unless you're chill like that.

IRS: You owe us $12 in taxes!
You:🗿
IRS: Damn.

by THICC Paul September 15, 2023

taxes

fuck you

daniel: i pay taxes

jack: fuck you

joe: i commit tax fraud

jack: *pats on the back*

by urbandictionarysuckslmfao September 15, 2020

Taxes

If you buy chips you got to remember to bring 15¢ so your president can buy his 5 mansion and eat a shit ton of big macs.

(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!

by :((((( February 18, 2022

Taxes

A dumb legend made by the government

Bill: Damn I need to pay my taxes
Juan: Bro that's just a dumb legend
Bill: Oh yea

by person.you.dont.know March 22, 2021

Taxes

That's what Yoshi doesn't pay for

Taxes are gay

by YorMom420 March 23, 2020