dead man talking

Typically the last words of someone being killed, or a victim pleading for their life.

Police officer one: We have a "dead man talking" on camera. Police officer two "Oh shit"

by mlhiss June 1, 2020

It’s the algorithm talking

When people that you care about have been negatively manipulated by social media falsehoods, nonsense and conspiracy theories.

Similar to ‘it’s the whiskey talking’ when friends lose their filter after a night of drinking.

Cut Uncle Lenny some slack - it’s the algorithm talking.

by PittsburghG January 23, 2021

TF IS U TALKIN BOUT

When someone is buggin out and you don’t know wtf they talkin bout

T Dog: Ayo lemme get some chips yo

CBANDZZ: IM EATING THESE SHITS U GOT BREAD GO BUY SOME TF IS U TALKIN BOUT

T DOG: Cmon homie u being L mans rn

CBANDZZ: ight bro

T dog: thnx twin

CBANDZZ: SIKE I LIED, THESE CHIPS IS MINE

by CBANDZZ TF IS U TALKIN BOUT July 2, 2021

She’s Sure Taking It Well

We decided to try
Going our own ways for while
And give each other some space
But I never dreamed it would be miles
I thought she would cry
While she was packing up

I guess something isn't wrong enough

She's sure taking it well
Taking my heart and my soul
You'd think I wasn't here

Falling apart watching her go
If she knows it's killing me
You couldn't look at her and tell
My heart's breaking and
She's sure taking it well

There go all of my dreams
Melting like sugar in the rain
I would love to believe
She's only smiling through the pain
All the tears are mine
Shouldn't she be sad
After losing everything we had

She’s Sure Taking It Well
Taking my heart and my soul
You'd think I wasn't here

Falling apart watching her go
If she knows it's killing me
You couldn't look at her and tell
My heart's breaking and
She's sure taking it well

She's sure taking it well
She's sure taking it well
She's sure taking it well

by Death Menace June 27, 2022

You're taking a piss

Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.

A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"

or

A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"

by Ru_ox May 14, 2023

talking phase

the period in a relationship which lasts for an indeterminable amount of time in which the primary constituent of relations between the two (usually) parties consists of talking, and in which there is no sex; may lead to the friend zone

How long is the talking phase supposed to last before we can have sex? I'm afraid that I'm going to get stuck in the friend zone.

by freeskater98 January 20, 2011

Taking Cookies

Attaining the wanted object from an opponent in any type of athletic event, especially soccer and basketball. When attempting to attain said object it is common to utter the phrase, "Cookie cookie cookie!" as the Cookie Monster from Sesame St. often exclaimed.

"Damn he stole the ball right off his foot!"
"Yeah, he's been taking cookies all night!"

by Crusticles January 18, 2012