The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.
Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard
by 1upChuka July 7, 2009
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"hey bro, your cuz is an H-Tard he don't even deserve for me to call him a 'Holi-Tard' he was dissen Rudolpg and The man in the big red suit with the white beard you know like zztops' dudes' beards A"
by grzly December 23, 2009
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A person not even smart enough to be a retard(IQ 35–49)...
A person not even smart enough to be a retard(IQ 35–49)...
Man, that guy is so stupid, he's not even smart enough to be a retard, he is a frickin Low-Tard!!!
What a Low-Tard.
What a Friggin Low-Tard.
That Low-Tard thought....
What a Low-Tard.
What a Friggin Low-Tard.
That Low-Tard thought....
by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011
Get the Low-Tard mug.#1:An individual, who though not actually mentally handicapped, acts out in a manner usually reserved for sextrade workers and the mentally ill. This often occurs after the use of drugs or alcohol, in individuals who otherwise display good judgement or class.
#2: An actual sextrade worker who is incompetent or forgets to bill correctly. (this is does not include pro-bono work).
#2: An actual sextrade worker who is incompetent or forgets to bill correctly. (this is does not include pro-bono work).
#1: No "guy" she doesn't usually flag down passing truckers for rides, she just acts like a prosti-tard when she's been drinking.
#2: She's not in love "dude" the prosti-tard just forgot to ask you for money.
#2: She's not in love "dude" the prosti-tard just forgot to ask you for money.
by Sgt Wonder February 20, 2011
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Also see M-Tard
Also see M-Tard
That new employee Jose is such a M-Tard. He knew what I meant when I said "make sure you get my rims clean" -OR- Consuela starts acting M-Tarded around me when I ask her to clean the house better, or if she missed a spot on the floor.
by nostopin September 5, 2010
Get the M-Tarded mug.The whistle that a retard wears around their neck and blows when they are lost. When you call someone a tard whistle, you are saying they are more retarded then a lost retard.
by retodded retodd December 1, 2010
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by Zachary Meek October 13, 2005
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