Tech Tard

One who is technologically backward.

'I told my Nanna to download skype so I could talk to her, but she's a tech tard.'

Tech Tard by Pose April 6, 2009

fuck tard 

Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge.

Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.

"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"

"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"

In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"

"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."

fuck tard by Evan Piper September 18, 2007

gay-tard 

when someone is a random mixture of retartedly dumb and homosexual. These so called gay-tards have arrogance for days so when you encounter them strutting around jumping over things and doing handstands in pools, use your gay-tard-dar and ignore them because they will ruin your day with homo erotic gayness.

Holy shit look at that gay-tard!!!

Damn dude is he trying to impress that girl by being a total douche turtle?

gay-tard by IM LIKE THA OWNER TNW June 4, 2010

/b/tard 

Shortened form of bastard. Used when one is too lazy to use full word, or when full word would be inapropriate.

that stupid /b/tard doesn't know about the rules 1 and 2

/b/tard by WestPhiladelphian February 9, 2008

Handi-Tard Bar 

The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...

I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.

Handi-Tard Bar by Shannon Elizabeth July 31, 2005

are tard 

retard

shut up are tard!!! - kyle

are tard by que? October 4, 2003

fucking tard 

a person that fucks everything up

words and phrases commonly fucked up holla fitycent whats up and there response is good straight up ridiculously stupid people

fucking tard by marcus January 19, 2005