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Tom Fiction 

Similar to Tom Foolery by name.

A false interesting, important, or appealing story derived specifically from the situation at hand.
OBSERVER: Those jagged rock cliffs look dangerous.

TOM: Those rock cliffs are the leading cause of death in the Sespe County. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)

-OR-

TOM: Those rocks cliffs are home to an abundance of fossil records dating back to the pleistocene era, and are the highest point on earth where fossils from that era can be found. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)

-OR-

TOM: Those rock cliffs are where I proposed to my last girlfriend. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
Tom Fiction by Launchpad13 May 26, 2009
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Tom Smith 

The best guy like ever in the world
Dead fit
Can't find any faults
Wants to be an actor
HILARIOUS MAN
beautiful inside and out
Girl 1: Hey do you know Tom Smith?
Girl 1: Nah who's he?
Girl 1: Oh only the most amazing guy ever!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!
Tom Smith by IlikeCHEESEalot November 9, 2011
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Tom MacDonald 

A giant waste of oxygen. Not even in the conversation of good hip hop.
Have you heard Tom MacDonalds new song? Shits ass

Tom Mars 

Time
of
the month

Menstrual
area
is really
sore
Tom Mars sucks.
Tom Mars is visiting me now.
Tom Mars by Nina Bach October 28, 2008
Delicious spicy soup that we all can enjoy. It's not just spicy, it can be sour and sweet too!
Ndhyl likes to eat Tom yam, cause its his favorite soup!
Tom Yam by GrayUchiha March 23, 2013
A gender non-conforming bisexual woman. Kind of like a butch lesbian, but bisexual. May have short hair, wear men's or men's-style clothes, be unshaven, or any or none of the above.
Girl 1: Hey, check out that cute girl over there in the basketball shorts. Is she gay?

Girl 2: No, she swings both ways. She's a total tom-bi.
Tom-bi by TheTomcat May 15, 2016

Tom Flynn 

A Foreskin lookin white boy who goes to minisink and ruins everybody's shit
"Guess what Tom Flynn did this time"

"God, what now?"

"He threw up all over the place in the cafeteria so now they're not serving lunch"

"God dammit Flynn"
Tom Flynn by Harlemhoodnigga January 7, 2017