by slothman81690 March 14, 2008
This combination of words refers to a moment in time when you are suddenly overwhelmed, hurt, in disbelief, or just plain in the Christmas spirit. It can replace several profane words to create a tasteful way of expressing your feelings.
"Jesus Christmas, Jeff just threw up all over that chick!!"
"I think I broke my pinky toe... Jesus Christmas!!"
"Jesus Christmas that's a big present under that there tree Uncle Bernard!!"
"I think I broke my pinky toe... Jesus Christmas!!"
"Jesus Christmas that's a big present under that there tree Uncle Bernard!!"
by KricklesCG February 17, 2009
1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.
2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.
2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.
1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.
2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?
2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?
by Social commentator extraodinaire November 12, 2006
Someone who persists in talking about the importance of Jesus in their life and the world to the point of being rude.
by Observer52 August 05, 2005
Slang used to describe Dinosaurs, there is a Facebook page "Dinosaurs are Jesus Ponies!!"
Also, a blog about Sarah Palin states that she believes in Jesus Ponies
Should be the official phrase to describe Dinosaurs
Also, a blog about Sarah Palin states that she believes in Jesus Ponies
Should be the official phrase to describe Dinosaurs
Friend 1: Dude! look at those awesome Jesus Ponies!
Friend 2: What? Don't you mean Dinosaurs?
Friend 1: Nope, those are definitely Jesus Ponies.
Friend 2: What? Don't you mean Dinosaurs?
Friend 1: Nope, those are definitely Jesus Ponies.
by chunk norris December 02, 2010
One who is passionate about Jesus and is unashamed enough to share with others what he has done in his or her life. They do not care what others think of them for being a follower of Jesus. Although, sadly, some are rude and unloving in the way they treat others and share their faith with others, those who are truly Christlike humbly admit that they are not perfect and that's why they need a savior. Usually used as a derogatory term.
Mark seems like a Jesus freak. He never lets a conversation go by without talking about Jesus. He even blasts Christian rap through his grill while driving around town.
by Gnatcicle January 28, 2014
A statue at Notre Dame of Jesus raising his arms like Referees do for touchdowns.
Also, a miracolus touchdown or when you really need a TD, you call upon Touchdown Jesus.
Also, a miracolus touchdown or when you really need a TD, you call upon Touchdown Jesus.
by Hipponater September 09, 2006