by The Church of Charlie July 24, 2022
Get the Church of Charliemug. by santa is not real April 22, 2018
Get the god churchmug. The sacred weekly gathering dedicated to the one and only Austin.
The Church of Austini is a contemporary faith community formed around the collective admiration and recognition of Austin. Followers, known as Austinians, gather regularly to participate in scheduled “services” that include discussion, reflection, and acknowledgment of Austin’s actions, decisions, and general influence within the community.
The Church of Austini is a contemporary faith community formed around the collective admiration and recognition of Austin. Followers, known as Austinians, gather regularly to participate in scheduled “services” that include discussion, reflection, and acknowledgment of Austin’s actions, decisions, and general influence within the community.
by sssixtyseven November 5, 2025
Get the Church of Austinimug. Joseph: So Mary, you wanna have sex?
Mary: No way! I'm not married to you yet!
Joseph: No baby, we are gonna do it in the church hole!
Mary: No way! I'm not married to you yet!
Joseph: No baby, we are gonna do it in the church hole!
by A Soap Bar September 17, 2017
Get the church holemug. by Nolifeneek July 23, 2021
Get the nathan churchmug. a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?
student: to become a sort Jesus Christ the real historical character in the modern world and reform The Church by becoming a Communist?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists and because a lot of people, even historians, would disagree as to who Jesus the religious figure is or should be.
student: to become a sort Jesus Christ the real historical character in the modern world and reform The Church by becoming a Communist?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists and because a lot of people, even historians, would disagree as to who Jesus the religious figure is or should be.
by Sexydimma January 12, 2013
Get the reform The Churchmug. When after going ass to mouth then pulling out and then tastefully blowing a perfectly shaped albino Church Street Buffalo on your partner.
After raw dawning Marsha on taco Thursday, Randy gave Marsha an a Church Street Buffalo she would never be able to wash off.
by Jude Tobias May 22, 2019
Get the Church Street Buffalomug.