The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
by Munt Master April 7, 2025
Get the Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpetmug. Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.
Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
by Mr. Snake_187 January 25, 2016
Get the Rolling out the white carpetmug. by Jeremy Corbin December 11, 2019
Get the Aladdin’s carpetmug. In the morning my friend woke up and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said asteroid carpet.
by ZaneD March 10, 2012
Get the Asteroid Carpetmug. by Screech16 June 15, 2023
Get the carpet-bombingmug. Question: 'want to go out Margaret?'
Answer: 'no i can't, i have a really bad case of red carpet syndrome this month'
Answer: 'no i can't, i have a really bad case of red carpet syndrome this month'
by Eggplant1313 June 14, 2018
Get the Red carpet syndromemug. by VAN MAN July 31, 2013
Get the Carpet Bombmug.