wood life

to walk around with no pants to expose your penis (woodie)

Ever since Jacob went to that bar, he's been living that wood life.

by nigga22190 December 12, 2013

Tom Woods

The best historian, economist, and all around good guy, though his podcast is a very failed one

"Did you see Tom Woods newest Video on The revolutionary war"
"Yeah man it was one of the best

by Fary failed comedian August 26, 2021

Pushin wood

When you’re taking it in the ass and you push the dick out like a log

“He was too big so I had to start pushin wood”

“ I was in the middle of getting pegged when I heard someone knock on the door so I had to push wood”

by crackawoodpusha January 1, 2023

westhampton woods

There are so many fucking leaves and no one comes outside, they just are in their windows 24/7. I can see the inside of their house at night because they dont give a fuck about how bad and shit their room looks

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: At westhampton woods

Person 1: Fuck off

by maio poo October 26, 2020

Kelby Woods

A Sexy boy who can tell you Pokémon’s name as long as there’s a picture

Bro what up Kelby woods

by SneakySnake311 November 7, 2021

wood glued

The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped"

A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis

This girl I am seeing is so wood glued, she waits by the phone for me to call her

by stayblk August 12, 2011

wood brushing

When someone brushes their teeth with their own or something eles fatty cock

Dam that bićh wanted to try something new but I never would have guessed wood brushing

by Swaggy pete July 17, 2020