catch twenty fuck

It's a fuck situation that a 22 can't get you out of

When my truck went over the cliff i was in a catch twenty fuck situation

by Mikkiscarbelly November 11, 2020

Catch you on the blogotubes

An ironic phrase used as a goodbye. The phrase literally means "I will talk to you on the internet", but intentionally mocks slang terms used to reference the internet such as "the blogosphere" or "the tubes".

(when leaving a room) "Bye guys, catch you on the blogotubes!"

by anonymous1415926535 June 28, 2023

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by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025

Catch a flight

To get high, or participate in any mind altering substance use

Homie: What you doin later?
Me: Gotta catch a flight son!
Homie: What?! Where you flyin to?
Me: No fool, Ima get high af!

by Kongthemighty June 13, 2024

ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.

I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.

by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022

Catch and release

When you give someone a bj and hold it in your mouth until you kiss them, then let it run into his mouth.

I did a catch and release on David last night.

by SarahSmurf March 30, 2019

Catch 26

A catch 26 is when you out-dumb someone who is too dumb to out-smart, and your statement is so ridiculous that it temporarily fries their brain, but then you explain it so logically that it makes sense. See stand up routine by comedian Cliff Cash

Cliff Cash trying his out-dumb a trumper:

That’s why I like gay people so much. Gay people get less abortions than any other group of people. If you’re pro-life you pretty much Have to be pro-gay… it’s like a Catch 26

by BettyYellowSplash March 22, 2025