Bottle Bite (noun)
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
by Suay Mak May 24, 2025
Get the Bottle Bitemug. An expression for when somebody makes a bunch of attempts but someone else working with them gets the job done
Hey Jerry, you might have gotten the reservation at that new restaurant but I really loosened the bottle cap for you when I called them twenty times first
by BottleMaster June 5, 2018
Get the Loosened the bottle capmug. An SI unit for temperature measurement. One average sized mans half drank bottle of water, kept in the door card of a car, will initially be in liquid form below zero Celsius. Then as an early morning journey starts and temperature in the car rises, the water will start to turn to ice, neglecting the normal rules of thermal dynamics. The point that the water freezes inside the bottle is 0.5 degreedens. Aka 0.5 degreeden bottles. Usually well above 0 degrees Celcius.
Person one - It’s a cold one today boys.
Person two - Yeah, the car was frozen solid, but my water bottle was still liquid until the car warmed up a bit, then it froze completely
Average sized man - Yeah, it’s at least 0.5 degreeden bottles
Person two - Yeah, the car was frozen solid, but my water bottle was still liquid until the car warmed up a bit, then it froze completely
Average sized man - Yeah, it’s at least 0.5 degreeden bottles
by Definitions for the boys October 28, 2019
Get the Degreeden Bottlesmug. When your morning dump after after an evening drinking is solid like a cork at the beginning and the rest spews out like champagne.
by Theanswer January 26, 2015
Get the Wine bottlingmug. Friend: hey man you heard the “I be poppin bottles” song?
Friend 2: you know that’s not the actual name of the song, right?
Friend: oh…
Friend 2: you know that’s not the actual name of the song, right?
Friend: oh…
by Picklenut682 January 15, 2024
Get the I be poppin bottlesmug. A cocktail made with at least one ingredient that was the final shot or other amount in its bottle. A variation on a "bartender's choice" type cocktail order, one that allows the bartender some freedom while under one key creative constraint. Obviously, not a recommended order if wait staff are slammed and / you can't actually have at least a small conversation with your bartender.
I had to explain to the waitress Tracey that a bottle-killer cocktail is any cocktail that kills (finishes off) at least one bottle in its creation.
by Kalingkaa June 20, 2022
Get the Bottle-killer cocktailmug. You're bottling mate
by Daryl Baker December 28, 2020
Get the Bottlingmug.