horse taint

the person of which whom you are sometimes also referred to as a BIRD

"that guy is being a total bird", "No!, a horse taint"

by Pissingonbabyturtles February 18, 2021

Taint Rot

The rotting of one's taint caused by diabetes medicine.

That new medicine the dr put me on for diabetes helped but now I got some serious taint rot.

by My non gender defining eudonym March 3, 2021

Taint

One who feels extremely shitty or wants to express deep emotion of horrible feeling.

David king I drank too much last night and I feel like utter taint

by Mikehawk75 April 15, 2021

Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

by veggieHater April 29, 2021

Cobra Taint

Cobra taint is when you massage your taint after orgasm to get all of the semen out. This technique is known to prevent drips.

Oh man, I forgot to cobra taint after my shower this morning, and now I'm dripping!

by Bestie420 July 21, 2022

Tobey's Taint

Tobey Maguire's taint. Can be described as a default Caucasian taint, mild hairiness, pale color. Moist from time to time. Sometimes stinks.

Girl 1: Omg I wonder what Tobey's Taint is like.

Girl 2: omg Brenda you weirdo!

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

stripper taint

the ultimate chode

"that dude is straight stripper taint"

by Rofl_copter1105 August 19, 2022