Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

Bug in the system

Person at work that is always trying to get people pissed off or pit them against each other

Everything was fine until she got here. She’s a bug in the system.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023

Duckie&Goose System

When friends are allowed to be together

Kyle and stacy used to duckie&goose system.

by GOOSE&DUCKIE February 3, 2020

this one is for the boys with the booming system

A lyric thats from nicki minaj super bass

This one is for the boys with the booming system top down ac with the cooling system when he come up in the club he be blazing up got stacks on his deck like he saving up

by Yaz_123Kajuík October 28, 2023

System 32

A deadly virus that will destroy your computer in 1 minute! Quick! If you see it anywhere in your files, DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY!

Person A: "Delete system 32! It's a deadly virus!"
Person B: "Ok!" *deletes it*
Person B: "WHAT THE FUCK! MY COMPUTER WON'T TURN ON!"

by wetdiarrhoeapoop August 11, 2021

Asynchronous System

An office-employee writing answer letters on a typewriter in response to electronic mail or other communications.

French Company GOA in response to Database Failure:

A: To reduce the load on the database server we have an asynchronous system. What this means is that when you put your details in, the system will store it, another system will then check it and confirm the details to you. This means the whole system is much smoother.

by HorzaSe October 22, 2008

Trophy System

In COD Mobile,equipment which automatically destroys incoming explosives thus preventing harm.

In real life,protection from dangers.

Noobs are using trophy system frequently.

by Virupaksh May 18, 2022