The system is down

The system is down, yo!

Heyy what happened to my website?
The system is down yo!

by [e-mail] May 9, 2025

System Player

Someone that lacks personality, is overly reliant on friend groups, and contributes little to nothing and lets others do the heavy lifting. They don’t have any tolerance for loneliness whatsoever — their social life hinges on their friends’ willingness to accommodate. Horrible at one-on-one conversations.

“Charles Barkley said , “If you ain’t driving the bus, don’t walk around talk in’ ‘bout you a champion. If you ridin’ the bus, I don’t wanna hear it.”

“Hmm. Some players’ rings don’t have as much weight because they weren’t the catalyst. Do you think a system player could be a good insult but more fitting for social contexts?”

“That’s a great idea.”

by Gucci Butchi June 15, 2025

Legal system determined mental incompetence

Nonono I drew the parallel but that isn't the fundamental claim

Hym "It's that he has a level of Legal system determined mental incompetence that prevents him from truly consent. It's fucking ridiculous."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

Decatur public transit system

A sex move where just before penetration, you get up an hour early and just walk. Because with the Decatur public transit system, you're literally better off walking cuz if you don't, you're getting fucked!

I gave Margaret a Decatur public transit system last night. At least when I walked I was on time.

by Ih8thebus April 9, 2024

Imperial System

An archaic system developed by a drunken lobster

- I ran 10 kilometres today
- Can you convert that to the Imperial System?
- lmao no

by aHikingBear April 14, 2024

Spoils system

A term defined by Senator William Marcy, the spoils system is a political system in which someone who is elected appoints people who are loyal to them instead of those who are most capable. It was first created in America by Andrew Jackson during the early 1800’s, and began to get phased out by the turn of the century

Man, I sure do hate the spoils system!

by UrbanDictionaryHistorian1870 May 25, 2024

System

Something you are using
and being used by.

Language itself can be considered a system, something you are using and being used of, to communicate thoughts and ideas.

by u1b4n February 16, 2024