southampton

A fucking shithole full of scummers, one of the worst places to live in the UK. They have a shit football team that are currently sitting at the bottom of the english premier league. The team is so shit that they had to steal local rivals manager and players. They are so shit that they couldn't hold a decent event. This year portsmouth is holding two big international events, one to celebrate the battle of trafalgar and the other is the international vestival of the sea. Southampton can only hold a shitty boat show each year. If you have chance to go to Southampton, don't go there. The only decent thing about Southampton is the option not to go there!!

To find Southampton on the map, look for the arse crack at the bottom of the UK, and follow it right to the shitty base. The you will see Southampton.

by Derick Nobcheese February 24, 2005

Southern special

When a girl chugs hot sauce but doesn't swallow and then blows you

Guy 1: so, how was last night?
Guy 2: She gave me a southern special. So it was pretty good.

by Volcano job October 21, 2009

South Hill

The intersection of I-85 and I-58. Town includes a movie theater. The best movie theater on the planet. Also includes:

Denny's
Hole
Pool
Circle Drive

Activities include;
Visiting Denny's
Visiting Hole
Visiting Pool
Not Visiting Circle Drive

Want to go to South Hill this weekend dude?
Only if we go to South Hill Cinemas and not Circle Drive.

by thejew72 November 13, 2007

South Beach Trash

Americans who live in South Beach who immitate and emulate the resident Eurotrash.

This guy acts like the Eurotrash living in South Beach -- he's like South Beach Trash.

by Mr. Magoo2 May 14, 2008

south clinton

found on the very tip of iowa known as the other side of the tracks b~kuz you have to go thru the viodocks(which we're tagged by every southside hoody as a rite of passage) to get there unless you're from southside then you cross the tracks also knonw for being dangerous not a place to be if you dont live there even the cops stayed away when i was a kid. just about to be a thing of the past as ADM grows and the houses fall

being from south clinton dont mean you live there now

by tami lampe October 18, 2008

southie snort

A deep inhalation, through the nose, at the end of a robustly declarative sentence. Southie is a section of Boston, and this seems to be typical of the area. Sometimes known as the 'Southie Sniff'.

'The Sawx got the Yankees numbah right now. Put in Papelbon and it is a done deal!' (followed by loud sniff through nose, known as southie snort or southie sniff)

by joe3945 August 29, 2011

Slutheimer

A Slutheimer can be found in Haltom City, Tx. Its a one of a kind creature. Can't trust your boyfriend, girlfriend, mom, dad, siblings, or even pets around this beast. She can fit just about ANYTHING in her birth canal. She'll fuck your boyfriend and half of your town in the same day. Sometimes late at night after the birth givers have fallen asleep you can see the Slutheimer sneaking out to find her next victim. Don't be care free around the Slutheimer, always have protection and make no direct skin to skin contact. Just kissing her puts you in contact with the last 10 or more dicks that entered her mouth within the past 24 hours. Don't let her innocent little girl act fool you, she is a nasty slut. She would be a whore. but she's not worth the money or even a crumb of crack-cocaine. Anyone who decides to be in a relationship with this wild animal gets cheated on at least five times before its been a month. Slutheimer is no joking matter.

"Hey bro my dick really burns when I piss and I have sores all over me, what caused all this mess?"
"Man, its probably from when you fucked that Slutheimer. I turned down that pass around for a reason."
"You're probably right, I got her after the whole football team was done with her."

by Cream3.14 November 17, 2014