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coots in suits

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"
YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.
by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008
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Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
by Djense April 27, 2010
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built like a suitcase

Sturdy like a suitcase. You can fit a lot into her (during sex). Or meaning she as a big ass.
"Damn, girl! You are built like a suitcase!"
by frazzle1122 May 6, 2014
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living out of a suitcase

A )Making full use of the minimum number of resources for basic survival

B) living on a shoe- string budget
my mom is great at living out of a suitcase.
by Sexydimma February 4, 2015
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lil J money big suitcase

The greatest man on earth, can’t be beaten at all, and best of all, he is from the South Side. That’s right, he’s a legend. What can you do but admire his ginormous suitcase, and his little money. He’s a massive gamer what can I say.
Wow, look at that! It’s Lil J Money Big Suitcase!
by Amogus Impostor A-A-Ron March 8, 2021
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Willie with a suitcase

In 20th century prison populations Willie with a suitcase is the man on the outside who is cuckolding you (keeping his shoes under your woman's bed, spanking your kids, and kicking your dog). Primarily used by African-American inmates. The equivalent amongst Latinos is Sancho while for White convicts he is known as Joe the Grinder.
Hey, Tyrone, I hear Willie with a suitcase is keeping a smile on your lady's face tonight.
by Retsil December 3, 2021
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Elf’s suitcase

Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.

Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”
Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”
by Notmattmurphy August 30, 2023
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