Suicide Bridge

Also known as the Golden Gate Bridge, Suicide Bridge is the a bridge which has one of the highest number of suicides in the world, in San Francisco.

Me: "Hey, I want to go to the Golden Gate Bridge."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "Because it's Suicide Bridge, it's THE JUMP!"

by I'm just your problem December 8, 2016

Suicide boner

A lot like a suicide wank, a suicide boner is just A FRIGGIN' RANDOM BONER that you happen to get at school, or at some important event.

John tried to hide his suicide boner by folding it back like a dickbutt before his big speech to the entire school.

by Formingsinger16 July 11, 2016

Flashlight Suicide

When someone purposely blinds themselves with a flashlight, usually after seeing something disturbing.

After seeing his friends facebook page, Jim commited flashlight suicide.

by SpecialBomb September 19, 2016

inactively suicidal

When you won't kill yourself but wouldn't mind if you died.

Therapist: Are you suicidal?
Me: Inactively suicidal.
Therapist: Please elaborate.
Me: I'm not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me I don't exactly know if I would move out of the way.

by SilverWolf18 July 22, 2017

Political suicide

(To commit ): to do anything and everything possible to sabotage your own political future.

Making stupid mistakes and decisions during your political campaign, even before your gain the office you are running for, is also considered political suicide

by Sexydimma March 27, 2021

Homo Suicide

It is when a gay person turn straight. Killing your gay self and turn straight.

"I would fuck you so hard that you would commit homo suicide"

by Homo Suicide February 3, 2018

suicide congo

Suicide in a brutal manner, like how everything from the Congo is. Would also be pretty intense and or redundant like jumping from a plane onto a helicopter whilst cutting your wrist.

Ex. "Dude, I'm so depressed I'm going to set myself on fire and jump into that wood chipper that is also on fire."
"That's straight suicide Congo, Cuz."

by Lloydachris Banksamus May 18, 2014