by Homo Suicide February 3, 2018
Get the Homo Suicidemug. Therapist: Are you suicidal?
Me: Inactively suicidal.
Therapist: Please elaborate.
Me: I'm not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me I don't exactly know if I would move out of the way.
Me: Inactively suicidal.
Therapist: Please elaborate.
Me: I'm not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me I don't exactly know if I would move out of the way.
by SilverWolf18 July 22, 2017
Get the inactively suicidalmug. Suicide in a brutal manner, like how everything from the Congo is. Would also be pretty intense and or redundant like jumping from a plane onto a helicopter whilst cutting your wrist.
Ex. "Dude, I'm so depressed I'm going to set myself on fire and jump into that wood chipper that is also on fire."
"That's straight suicide Congo, Cuz."
"That's straight suicide Congo, Cuz."
by Lloydachris Banksamus May 18, 2014
Get the suicide congomug. Making stupid mistakes and decisions during your political campaign, even before your gain the office you are running for, is also considered political suicide
by Sexydimma March 27, 2021
Get the Political suicidemug. Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...
Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"
by ogDICKDICKSON December 3, 2018
Get the Suicide Divemug. by Jsaville69 November 22, 2018
Get the Suicidal Slutmug. Friend 1: yo, where's tommy?
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy
by androidlesbo April 23, 2015
Get the suicide shiftmug.