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Homo Suicide

It is when a gay person turn straight. Killing your gay self and turn straight.
"I would fuck you so hard that you would commit homo suicide"
by Homo Suicide February 3, 2018
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inactively suicidal

When you won't kill yourself but wouldn't mind if you died.
Therapist: Are you suicidal?
Me: Inactively suicidal.
Therapist: Please elaborate.
Me: I'm not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me I don't exactly know if I would move out of the way.
by SilverWolf18 July 22, 2017
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suicide congo

Suicide in a brutal manner, like how everything from the Congo is. Would also be pretty intense and or redundant like jumping from a plane onto a helicopter whilst cutting your wrist.
Ex. "Dude, I'm so depressed I'm going to set myself on fire and jump into that wood chipper that is also on fire."
"That's straight suicide Congo, Cuz."
by Lloydachris Banksamus May 18, 2014
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Political suicide

(To commit ): to do anything and everything possible to sabotage your own political future.
Making stupid mistakes and decisions during your political campaign, even before your gain the office you are running for, is also considered political suicide
by Sexydimma March 27, 2021
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Suicide Dive

Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...
Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"
by ogDICKDICKSON December 3, 2018
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Suicidal Slut

Some that has went out with some many people that they can’t cope so they end their lives.
Katie Martin is such a suicidal slut
by Jsaville69 November 22, 2018
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suicide shift

when you get scheduled to work at your shitty job from opening to closing hours
Friend 1: yo, where's tommy?
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy
by androidlesbo April 23, 2015
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