suicide hour

the time of day between getting home from the school run and placing prepared food in front of one's fractious offspring. Sometimes extends until children are dispatched to bed. Can often be halted by the pouring of drinks....

A: Shall I give you a call tonight to talk about the weekend?

B: Sure, but wait until after the suicide hour so that I can talk properly

by distractedhousewife July 08, 2010

Suicidal Slut

Some that has went out with some many people that they can’t cope so they end their lives.

Katie Martin is such a suicidal slut

by Jsaville69 November 22, 2018

Suicide boner

A lot like a suicide wank, a suicide boner is just A FRIGGIN' RANDOM BONER that you happen to get at school, or at some important event.

John tried to hide his suicide boner by folding it back like a dickbutt before his big speech to the entire school.

by Formingsinger16 July 12, 2016

suicide shift

when you get scheduled to work at your shitty job from opening to closing hours

Friend 1: yo, where's tommy?
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy

by androidlesbo April 24, 2015

Homo Suicide

It is when a gay person turn straight. Killing your gay self and turn straight.

"I would fuck you so hard that you would commit homo suicide"

by Homo Suicide February 03, 2018

Suicide wednesday

After a long weekend of beer/drugs and the hangover/fear/paranoia are as strong as ever and you just want to end it.

The weekend was amazing but 3 days later I want to end it. Definitely suicide wednesday

by Duke L July 12, 2017

suicide head

the act of sucking a mans dick, who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car, while you are driving (foot on the pedal) and he steers while you are pleasuring him. Suicide head.

"I gave him a awesome hand job driving down the freeway then followed it up with suicide head"

by lwells January 11, 2012