Statefarm Shit Stain

A shit stain so dense that even your insurance provider couldn't cover it.

Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...

by xxxxxxxeeeexxxxx September 3, 2019

Drainer and stainer

drainer and stainer:
Vulva and anus

‘dogs were sniffing around my drainer and stainer ...’ Courtesy of Kate McKinnon on SNL

by Bartledoo April 22, 2020

Cum Guzzling Wank Stain

Fighting words. To insinuate someone is a perpetual stain of semen always refreshing itself atop its uncleaned crust. Not even a person rather an unborn piece of shit whose accomplished nothing but negativity.

Someone who has become so bound up in their own lies as they cave in could be called a cum guzzling wankstain.
Anyone you dont like could be called one frankly.
A shitty person who surrounds themselves with other shitty people n situations

Donald Trump is a real cum guzzling wank stain on twitter.
Voldemort is one too.

by FeccBoieeMcgee September 22, 2020

Lil Kum Rag stain

She’s a type of a rapper that sucks and she pulled a micheal Jackson I rest my case Nicki Minaj is the queen of rap

I’m tried of Mrs. Lil kum Rag stain

by BARBZ FOR LIFE UGLY ASS HOES November 10, 2020

Chernobyl Uranium Stainium

The Chernobyl Uranium Stainium is when one shits in their pants so hard it has to be considered a nuclear accident.

You hear about John's Chernobyl Uranium Stainium?

by Coco puffs chomper December 3, 2020

Zero Cum Stain

Like a Zero Sum Game but with more cum.

Bro, I'd like you to cum on my hat right now but it would leave a mark, and that would negate the pleasure I'd derive. I suppose we're in a Zero Cum Stain

by Waterbury December 12, 2020

Bed poop Stain

Bed Poop Stain is,

when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce

Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021