squeeze a squirrel

taking a dump. this term keeps it in the rodent family to go along with prairie dogging.

dude after that roach coach food i need to go squeeze a squirrel

by long drive to reno April 11, 2011

squead

when somebody "awww"s and giggles at cute little foxes at the zoo.

Did you see those cute little foxes? I squead so much!

by ivegotthejoyjoyjoy August 18, 2011

Squeak

Squeak is a kids name and that kids name is parsa but his friends call him squeak. He really really really wants to join Team 10 and thinks that he is Tanner Fox's brother. He has a YouTube channel and is probably going to make merch at 50 subs.

Why is that kid so weird?

He's so weird he could fit the role of parsa! Squeak means to voice rack

by Squeak November 7, 2017

Floor Squeakin' Mouth Breather

Phrase meaning a large woman or man that is out of breath after only a few steps. Not attractive in the least this person resembles "Jabba the Hut" with legs.

Get a load of that Floor Squeakin' mouth breather going into Old Country Buffett, you can't wash all the parts of that gal.

If that Floor squeakin' mouth breather had a red shirt on he would look like an ugly Kool-Aid. O yea!!!

by Buck Awesome August 27, 2009

Mayo Squeez

When after a guy cums, he takes his condem out, pokes a hole in it, then lets the girl suck the cum out from the condom.

dude your sister totaly wanted a mayo squeez with mexican bean dip on the side.

by captn mayo November 28, 2009

Uneasy Squeeze

When someone, any age or sex, holds their hand on your bare leg as you attempt to complete a dump.

Hey...Hey, Regina. Yeah...Did you know Paul likes to Uneasy Squeeze all the guys at work? Couldn't pinch anything off. Didn't feel right at all.

by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011

Ninja Squeeze

A handjob given by a female to a male. Most often method used in middle school and occasionally in high school.

What base did you get to?" "Not far man, just a ninja squeeze

by The Real Franklin and Bash August 2, 2011