sklitch

Residue left over after a bowel movement when one doesn't wipe thoroughly, most often making one's anus itch. See also D.A.D.

"I just got done taking a big crap and ran out of TP; now I have a bad case of sklitch."

by TheDogg July 24, 2008

Salsa slit

A derogatory term for a vagina after either a long hot day or a Ph in-balance of the 'knicker fat' in and around the koosal area.

Pedro: "Awww man was munching this bird out and it was well tangy... I was like bitch you need to clean your mushka once in a while"

Crosby: "Naaahhh man there ain't nothing like a Salsa slit, it's delicious."

by Quwark Yohanson. June 7, 2010

splitskies

An agreement arranged prior to eating in which two meals that are capable of being split in half (eg. a tuna sandwich and a low carb chicken wrap) are split evenly among the two diners, resulting in each of them having half of the other's meal.

-Hey wanna splitskies on our lunch?

-No thanks man... I don't touch roast beef with a ten foot pole.

by Felix Rucklehaus May 12, 2006

splittail

What rednecks and hillbillies call the human female on account of the fact that, when seen in the nude and from behind, the female genitalia (i.e. labia) looks like a tiny, split-in-half tail.

Hail yes, we'se gunna go lookin' fer some splittail!

by zuba February 2, 2005

Splitadocious

sum funny people on the internet.They clown in music videos,the show cheaters and so fourth,you gotta check them out on myspacetv

Splitadocious were clowning on a P.Diddy video.That shyt was hilarious

by JRDollas732 October 16, 2008

texas log splitter

your woman stands over your chest in a thong and drops a split load on it.

Texas log splitter is shitting through a thong

by zeke18 June 21, 2006

Jehovah's Splitness

The only real way you can deal with a JW that is a member of your family. No matter what you say you cannot convince them that they a working for an enormous tax dodge publishing empire based in NYC.

In return they have to stay away from you once you make it clear you think their beliefs are beyond whacky.

The result - you don't see each other, but you still get to go to all the fun things like birthdays etc without that freak being there. Win!

Bob: Hey, is that your brother in law? Lets go say hi.

Adam: Nah man, he's a JW, we are keeping our distance.

Bob: Sounds like some serious Jehovah's Splitness there bro?

Adam: Damn right, it's awesome.

by Witness the Fitness April 8, 2010