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An-Son

The greatly greatest man to ever bless this humble pile of dogshit we call a planet (yes even greater than jesus, all you christian nonbelievers out there). He speaks 45 different languages (even the ones made solely from curses for speaking to degenerates), plays 27 different instruments and is the godliest drummer on earth, beat 5 grandmasters at chess simultaneously, while blindfolded, hospitalized and immobilised, and was dubbed "kid meth cook wiz" by the british national walter white association
"Damn bro is that An-Son?"
"HOly shit bro it is yeah"
"someday i'm gonna be as great as him."
"What the fuck you just say bro? No one's as great as that legend An-Son."
by Live in Excess September 25, 2022
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The Simp Sons

Its a finndom (Caleb Finn fandom) groupchat on Instagram
"I got added to the simp sons gc!"
by Bee asf June 14, 2020
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son of anwar

He is a British man, gay and pedophile. He is the worst teacher in the world he dont know how to teach math.
Have you heard about that ugly math teacher?. Yes his name is mohammed (son of anwar).”
by Salman khamis April 15, 2019
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Trophy Son

A son that typically has a feminine build and is normally a Starbucks barista. Much less muscular than his two closest brothers in age.
Family Gathering Conversation

Mother: Alex you really are a Trophy son.
Father: Sigh
Brothers:haha
by Lesterholtshairline August 11, 2021
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Son Of A Shithead

Profoundly offensive swear used to offend the recipient by insulting their father. Borders on fighting words
Jerald: shut up you’re a stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: what?
Jerald: you heard me stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: you’re calling me a stupid motherfucker because that’s all you can roll out of mouth like a retarded son of a shithead!
by FairgroundsMetalCruiser December 29, 2022
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Son

Dude, Patrick Mahomes is Tom Brady’s son cuz of how badly he got clapped in the super bowl!
by Gween February 8, 2021
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Son-mate

When a woman treats her son like her boyfriend! He becomes her son-mate-@bertccomedy
She kissed her son in the mouth that ain't her baby that's her son-mate
by @bertccomedy May 10, 2015
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