Sloppy Scooter

Fucking your partner in the pussy and ass simultaneously. Alternating between vagina and ass with each stroke.

Bro I was coked the fuck out last night and fucking gave that J town slut a Sloppy Scooter. The little sloot loved it, she said she came 18 times.

by Djangos Riff June 15, 2020

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Slippery straw

A straw, when given from a batista, where she makes it slippery by sliding it between her pu$$y lips before putting it in the drink.

Barista: Would you like a slippery straw with your white chocolate white coffee mocha?

Dustyman: yes please! I love getting a slippery straw!

by bigjaydaddy May 5, 2020

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First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.

Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.

by JazzyJews September 20, 2020

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