Shock and Awe

You have to wait until your laying in bed with someone and they are sleeping. First rub your feet together under the covers to create more heat. When done bare ass blast a monstrous fart on their back(the shock)and then finish them off with the awe of the smell by pulling the covers over their head and trapping them under while probably laughing your ass off. Its best done when you know that your dropping some nasty ones

I gave my girl a Shock and Awe last night when she was sleeping. That will teach her for annoying me when im watching football.

by Novvakane February 4, 2008

Shockey

The act of grabbing someones butt and squeezing.
Usually done to girls by guys, resulting in a squeak or sometimes a slap from the girl. Emoticon for a shockey is 8O

Bob totally just shockey'd Jane, and she was suprised.

by shocked16 March 28, 2010

shock the puss

When you initiate the shocker out of nowhere and with no lube.

We were just sitting there when i quickly plunged my fingers deep in her guts. She never see's it coming when i shock the puss.

by Blunts28 August 8, 2006

sticker shock

the pain u experience,when people put a sticker on your skin..and then pull it off...

Ouch!..dont give me a sticker shock

by CryptoGenesis May 28, 2010

Shockswift

The best Damm streamer in the fucking world. He'll eat ur booty juice

Shockswift is my dad.

by Smugboyieie August 21, 2018

Sheckshe

To be very attractive to another person, especially if you have a lisp.

Dood, her boyfriend is freakin' sheckshe.

by Rach Chranne August 20, 2009

Shock Exchange

The look or reaction one experiences when reviewing one's IRA, or savings stock market statements.

"my god, have you seen what happened to the nest-egg last quarter? "

"Sure, just take a look at the shock exchange today!"

by geoffsf April 7, 2010