Shakespeare

The God of English Literature. He makes horror movie icons look like sissies and dictators like civilians.

Dude 1:Man, reading Macbeth is much more eye scorching than staring at the sun.
Dude 2:I know how it feels. Shakespeare made Alexander the Great look like a panzy with his writing.

by Christopher Henderson January 19, 2009

Ass shake

Place a straw in the hole of one's ass and insert the other end of the straw in someone's mouth. Works well with ass chili or butt mud.

Steve should have known not to pass out, everybody gave that boy an ass shake.

by Ol' Ky Dad March 20, 2009

Reverse Shakespeare

The act of giving a woman half the amount of poison that Romeo gives Juliet in order to knock her unconscious in order to commit heinous sexual acts.

Man: Hey girl, drink this
Girl: Ok. No problem
(Girl then falls to ground unconscious)
Man: Best! No I can proceed to carrot this chick in the butt. Thanks reverse shakespeare.

by koolSWEDE January 27, 2011

Shake and Blake

is a cool guy who has a strong pimp hand

man that blake guy is on a sweet car

by JUSTIN MCFAYDEN August 26, 2003

Shake ya Tailfeather

A really cool song. Soundtrack for the Bad Boys 2 movie.

Featuring Puffy , Nelly and Murphy Lee

by chabez October 12, 2003

shake up

To let your homeboy know you are down with a handshake ...(gang related)

Yo nigga shake up before you rotate those tires

by Percy October 22, 2003

poo shake

its when your taking a shit, and the poo is just hanging out your ass, so you shake your ass back and forth so the poo falls out.

Person 1 : i had a hard time taking a shit, but i poo shaked and it was all in the good
Person 2 : i love penuz.

by funnyshit November 16, 2006