Off-Season Beautiful

When you’re not one of the truly beautiful people, but enough so to qualify in the off-season.

My wife and were in Portofino, the waiter seated us at a seaside table where others walking by could see us. We thought that doesn’t usually happen. Then we realized the restaurant was mostly empty and it was the off-season, so while not truly beautiful people, we do qualify as off-season beautiful.

by rpcgal November 24, 2022

porch couch season

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.

Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am

by Ernchuck May 31, 2018

season 14 of fortnite

dogshit.

dogshit. season 14 of fortnite is dogshit.

by B-Monkey Obama December 2, 2020

Comeback Season

Getting back together with an ex.

Girl 1 -“Hey girl guess what.”

Girl 2 -“what gurl?”

Girl 1 -“he said he wanna get back together, i guess its comeback season.”
Girl 2 -“oh okayyy”

by ceceeeeliokioo November 17, 2023

Shooting Season

Every year in America, shooting season is the months of February to May, since that is when most shootings take place. Shooting Season.

Shooting season starts soon.

by StriderThritySeven March 24, 2021

Tis the season

When you don't pull out or use protection during the month of December.

Gonna get another kid for Christmas because tis the season for rawdoggin'.

by Vixatron April 9, 2025

the promised Neverland season 2

The second season of the anime The Promised Neverland aka. something that never happened and will hopefully never happen again. The worst thing to ever exist (besides Boruto) and it will never be mentioned again.

Meg: *pulls out gun* You will now be a the promised Neverland season 2
Johnny: NO! I DON'T WANT TO DISSAPEAR.

by yup-giver January 22, 2025