scratchen post

someone who is constantly being clowned in order to make other people laugh

Yo tameka was firen some nasty jokes off her scratchen post.

by woogs February 19, 2010

Scratchy

Medical grade Marijuana. Named for it's jagged serrated edges on the leaf edge. As though it might scratch you to touch it.

He hung that Scratchy in his bedroom to dry out and was coughing all night.

by smoky eyeball November 13, 2011

scratchy-gasm

The overwhelming feeling of awesomeness when you have been given epic scratchies.

"Brohan, I had the best scratchies the other day. I totally had a scratchy-gasm."

"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."

by syndicatewarz July 29, 2012

scratchy-gasm

When someone is brought to the point of utmost joy, and/or lowest submission via scratchies.

Can be addictive like a drug.

"The best day of my life was when I had my first scratchy-gasm."

"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"

by chazz122 July 29, 2012

Scratchly

A grizzly beard that no woman could ever imagine having

Hey man, your beard looks very scratchly

by Grizzly beard 23 December 25, 2012

Scratching Monster

Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.

Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.

Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.

by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014

scratching the paint

From the Spanish phrase "Rayar la pintura" which means to damage the relationship, usually but not always by cheating on a partner.

Bill was a philanderer, his friends all knew that he had been scratching the paint off his marriage for years.
Charlene's tantrums caused John to feel that she'd been scratching the paint on their relationship.

by Alsatian_Farmer January 10, 2017