sausage salute

The act of shaking your dick side to side, typically used to greet others or as a signal to your mate that it is sexy time.

Ex. Jackson runs into the room shaking his dick side to side.

Heather looks at dangling dick in horror and runs away screaming "Oh no.... not the sausage salute"

by Hamasaurus May 10, 2017

chubby sausage

Much like the game "Chubby Bunny", the participant stuffs as many cocktail sausages in their mouth as possible whilst still able to recite "Chubby Sausage".

Sandra: Omg Derek has stuffed SO many sausages in his mouth, there's such a mess!
Derek (through meaty drools): Chubby Sausage!

by DerBratMeister November 15, 2017

sausage superstar

A person who spends entirely too much time on a quest to get men to have sex with them.

Barry you are such a sausage superstar, is there a man you haven't had sex with?

by Venus Fatale May 6, 2018

sausage sword

free range meat dick

Charlotte loves the sausage sword!

by The Butchrord February 20, 2018

Strawberry Sausage

When you have sex with a girl on her period

I hooked up with Steph last night, she gave me strawberry sausage bruh.

by Danny0812 February 15, 2017

Crusty Sausage

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.

Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.

by EnigmaActivate February 15, 2017

dingle sausage

Relative to a human dingle berry, a very indecisive person who cannot keep plans to save their life

Todd: Last week Tim told me he wanted to go to cancun and now he wants to buy a four wheeler. Only to end up buying a pointless engagement ring.
James: Oh what a dingle sausage.

by Goaty12 February 22, 2017