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Messianic Satanism

Messianic Satanism is a type of Spiritual Satanism that worships a human being

or series of human beings as in incarnation(s) or Avatar(s) of Satan. The major

branch of this religion worships an incarnation or man who is said to have been

born sometimes in the 1960's and may or may not be alive today.He is often

called Vlad Demonicus. He is widely believed to have written a book called the

Maldictus which some groups use as a "Bible". There are many versions of it.

Another worships an incarnation or Avatar that is yet to be born.That is also

often called Vlad Demonicus. There Priesthood know certain secret signs that

point to the real incarnation that they keep secret in order to discourage

imposters.
The idea of an incarnation is that of a counter Christ or antichrist and the

religion is thought of as a type of antichristanity and extreme rejection of it.
He Believes in Messianic Satanism.
by judgedredd7 May 1, 2013
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smoking that satan pack

To insult/threaten Satan in order to make him fear God even more.
"We smoking that Satan pack!"
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Satan

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Satan's fitte

A norwegian swear word meaning satan's pussy
Fy Faens satan's fitte
by Islendingen02 March 17, 2017
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Satan's Jacuzzi

When a man farts in the tub and it tickles his balls
"I let one rip in the tub last night, turned it into a Satan's Jacuzzi
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Satan

the word 'satan' actually means enemy and was christianed to meaning devil as in the lord of devil in some sence as lucifer was the king of devils he got the named satan and was also called that in the bible actually the word satan is suppose to be used as a common word tho it ended up being religious this is quite sad for those who are impressed by the past language
you are my satan. Lucifer is the devil called satan.
by suck a * May 9, 2015
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Satanic Jesus

Jesus with horns, a pitchfork and a devil's tail adorned with a crown of thorns. He has a shepherd's crook and a pentagram necklace. Ruler of Hellven. He walks on cloven hoof. You must forgive him for everybody's sins since he's taking responsibility for them.
"The rod and the staff of Satanic Jesus is the comforting key to eternal salivation!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023
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