What a douchebag says when (s)he wants to completely disregard a separate party's important and/or drawn-out speech. Contains a similar connotation to "tl;dr" but with an elevated amount of douchefaggottry.
Guy#1: Alright, look. I brought you here to talk about Jess. She keeps telling me that you've been sending her inappropriate texts and aggressively grabbing her ass in the hallway. I know we're friends, but seriously, the two of us are in a relationship. Back off. Respect both of us and give her some space and I won't have to come at you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.
by Implying713 July 18, 2011
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Somewhat like Pics or it didn't happen.
Somewhat like Pics or it didn't happen.
Person A: I just got 15 headshots in a row when spraying with an M249 in Counter Strike Source without hacks!
Person B: Got a replay for this?
Person A: No, but I swear it happened!
Person B: cool story bro.
Person B: Got a replay for this?
Person A: No, but I swear it happened!
Person B: cool story bro.
by gd1 December 1, 2009
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by theplainjane April 30, 2005
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when you go out with your friends and your girlfriend asks you what you were doing and you dont want her to know what you were really doing you tell her a crack story
by scott audi February 25, 2008
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Omg, so yesterday I thought I was getting sick but then I wasn’t and I was like “thank god”.
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Omg, so yesterday I thought I was getting sick but then I wasn’t and I was like “thank god”.
Person 2: That was such a Harpuneet Story
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after watching stranger things 3, i couldn’t stop singing never ending story. “turn around, look at what you see...”
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