App store depression

When a week or two go by where nothing seems interesting to download on the iTunes app store.

Dude, we're totally in an app store depression, there's no good apps!

by Foxman595 January 11, 2010

Snapchat custom(private story)

A Snapchat custom(or private story) is a story where only select people will see it. You share your whole life with your viewers like when you shower and go to sleep. It’s like being a YouTube vlogger except only your close friends will see it and it lasts for 24 hours. If your custom isn’t entertaining, you might as well not have one. Many people post funny or embarrassing moments on their custom that they wouldn’t normally post on their main story.

Things that people may post on their custom include:
-“Pre” and “post” *activity*
-Gn/Gm

-hauls
-routines
-storytimes
-etc.
Customs are usually done by girls, and have girl viewers, so if you are a boy, you might be lucky enough to be on a girl’s custom. People usually name their customs things like “_____’s Life”, “Keeping up with ______”, etc.
Eliana: “Omg!! Carly’s custom was so funny!!”
Samantha: “Ya! That was so funny, how did she do that? I’M DEAD”

Eliana: “Did you see what Carly posted on her snapchat custom(private story) yesterday?”
Samantha: “Omg! Ya! That was so funny, how did she do that? I’M DEAD”

by Mysterypersonlol December 15, 2018

Thunder Storm

The perfect way of avoiding the awkwardness after a one night stand. Before intercourse, place a pile of shit on the ceiling fan without her noticing. In the morning, crank the ceiling fan on high and as pieces of shit start to fly everywhere, shout, "THUNDER STORM!" and run away.

Guy #1: So was it awkward in the morning?
Guy #2: No dude, I thunder stormed my way out of there before it got weird.

by manwithanorangeforahead July 27, 2010

story

appreviated version of the english phrase 'what's the story?' used normally by the breed of individuals referred to as scangers who inhabit the inner regions of dublin and parts of the city north of the river. is coupled with the word bud for the complete colloqual effect

' story bud? ye stallin over to me gaff '

by bud November 5, 2003

Anal Storm

When a women gets viciously anal fucked by usually more than one man. It can also be said when two or more objects are rammed up a chicks anus. e.g stapler, phone, wine bottle or a darth vader limited addition action figure.

"Quiet Bitch! You bout to get ANAL STORMED!" "Ow! Ow! OWWWW!" "Is that darth vadar?" "Shut the fuck up slut!" "OWWWWWW!"

by studdy01 June 23, 2009

Grocery Store

It is another definition of supermarket. This word is more informal, but usually it is the most used in day-to-day.

Ps: Word too much used in Canadian daily. #cintiadisse

Grocery Store
I need to buy some groceries

by KrinBR January 11, 2015

Sex story

It was a summer evening, and my boyfriend and I were at home together, his parents were out tonight. We were both upstairs, watching TV. Suddenly, he turns off the tv. I look at him, and ask "Why did you do that?" He answers "Because of this" and kisses me. I can feel his rock hard dick through my clothes, and I gently reach down his pants and start rubbing his dong .Before long, I can feel him massaging my boobs. I take off his pants, and he takes my shirt off. Soon we are both fully naked, I bend down and start sucking his 8 inch cock. He says dirty things in my ear, and we get onto the bed. Now, he's fully penetrating me, I let out a long slow moan "UHHH! HARDER! FASTER! DEEPER!" I yell. Suddenly, he screams "I'M GONNA CUM!" and pulls out, before long he's cumming in my mouth, I can feel the jizz run down my throat. Now, he sticks his dick into my pussy once more, and we go again. We fuck through the night, and when morning comes I give him the blowjob of his life.

That was an amazing sex story.

by TurboFucker23 April 9, 2021