STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!!

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 14, 2023

Stop me when I lie

When you say something outrageous, but clearly is also true. Usually told to someone who might take offence.

Jim: You have to be in shape to wear a midriff. Looks to me like Jenny needs to hit the gym
Mike: WTF--Jenny is my girl!
Jim: Then you should know.
Stop me when I lie.
Mike: Well…she does look like she has a nick-knack sack.

by michaelray703 September 26, 2008

Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.

Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''

by tirtle June 11, 2018

Wild Horses Couldn't Stop Me

Before the Romans invaded England there was a small town in the south western corner of the British Isle. This part of the Island was well known for copious amounts of wild horses. Legend has it that it was impossible to tame these horses. People from all over Britain tried but all had failed.Day by day, the horses began to gather around the town thus cutting off all incomers and outgoes. The people in the town began to see this as a problem and sent people to find help outside of the town but the wild horses defeated them all. Eventually the town died off, but the legend prevailed, and the phrase, "Wild horses couldn't stop me" was used all over Britain.

"Are you sure she'll let you go?"
"Wild horses couldn't stop me."

by SALAMANDER11 August 27, 2008

Walk home via the bus stop

To have some sort of sexual interraction with a member of the opposite sex (or indeed same sex, depending on your orientation), but not go the whole mile and have actual intercourse.

"What did you do after you left the Hogs Head, Matt?"
"I was pretty drunk mate, I had to walk home via the bus stop"

by Lev February 1, 2006

Stop talking about lawnmower man

An expression used for telling someone to shut up when they've been talking for way too long about something nobody cares about, especially when the subject matter is an obscure/poor quality piece of media or pseudocelebrity.

The quote itself originates from the youtube channel "Funhaus", when Bruce Greene interrupts the others as they're having a conversation about the movie "Lawnmower Man".

Lawrence: "The Lawnmower Man director, you could tell he was really building up to it cause he teased-"
Bruce: "Stop talking about. Lawnmower. Man."

(At a party)
Guy 1: If you're gonna watch Waterworld, you'd better watch the Ulysses Cut or else you'll be missing out on a lot of scenes that help explain more about the world. It also helps you get a deeper understanding of the Smokers' religious beliefs and their ability to refine-
Guy 2: Hey man, you better stop talking about lawnmower man, you're scaring the hoes away.

by Pierce Brosnan's Nipples October 15, 2023

national stop being a perv day

the day where creepy ass people leave minor girls alone

turkan leave me alone it’s national stop being a perv day!

by woopypiebruh March 9, 2021