Joerg speed

Slower then a turtle

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.

Joerg speed by TMMITL April 10, 2019

nigerian speed dating 

The action of fucking in the first 3 minutes of meeting each other

I'm about to go Nigerian speed dating with Jessica later

nigerian speed dating by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019

The Speed Zone 

When you have been sending too many cursed images to your lads and they banish you to the Speed Zone through text, it’s a parallel to our world but everything is sped and a bunch of wack stuff happens. The only way to get out is by going through Guchhi India. Watch out though because if you take the wrong door you end up in hell.

“Hey Mom I’m just in the Speed Zone, I’m getting chased by Bill Clinton in a series of never ending connected bathrooms. You know how it B in the Speed Zone”

The Speed Zone by Big Cakespot July 19, 2019

AC speed 

Stands for almost C the speed of light or 99.9%.

Some stars that orbit a black holes have been found to orbit at AC speed

AC speed by Lone wolf sirius November 30, 2020

gamer speed

Gamer Speed occurs when a gamer of any kind enters a bullet-time like state where their reaction time greatly increases to a massive degree or manages to think 1 or more steps ahead of the enemy

Person 1: dude I just entered gamer speed
Person 2: holy shit what did it feel like

Person 1: time slowed down and I could sense people next move

Person 3: DIRTY HACKER

gamer speed by Harrybo68419 December 11, 2020

Wangan Speed 

to achieve speed over 186mph or 300kmh on a highway

guy: hey dude wanna do wangan speed
guy 2: yeah sure im down

Wangan Speed by z32nation February 1, 2021

Gerry Speed 

When the VFD doesn’t run the motor fast enough for your liking so you crank that bitch up to 165 Hz.

Yo, this bottle rinser isn’t moving fast enough to keep up so I turned it to Gerry speed and it jammed so many bottles into that filler!

Gerry Speed by Elcapitandongcopter February 19, 2021