Scrotun Riding

The feeling when you've been mounted in MO2 so long that the Jotun beneath you feels attached to your anatomy.

Sig: "I've been scrotun riding for hours."

by HereForTheLaughs October 10, 2022

dragon riding

when a woman has a threesome with two bisexual men.

the two bisexual men must engage in intercourse at some point in the threesome for it to be true dragon riding, otherwise it's just another threesome with two men.

"did you hear that nancy went dragon riding last night? i'm so jealous right now."

by silenthellion November 5, 2022

Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.

Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.

by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023

Grasshopper riding unicycles

a grasshopper riding his unicycle

he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.

Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023

Blind Ringing

When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated

X: she's the one for me

Y: Why is that?

X: The ring fucking fit.

Y: You mean blind ringing

by EclipseDemon May 21, 2023

Rocket Ridding

A mechanic from Fortnite seasons, where a player shoots a rocket, and other player will jump into it, ridding the rocket and moving at high speed by the manp.
Shall not be confused with Rocket Jumping, a mechanic involving rockets for movement, but from TF2

Bro, we won the game after Rocket Ridding to the enemy base, and then ambushing them with shotguns.

by Yo_Mama_XIIV July 13, 2023

Tommy rigging

When you fix something just enough that the next person that uses it, breaks it.

"Alright, which one of you has been Tommy rigging the toilet again?!"

by Velvet Pimpson July 20, 2023