Ready Room

n. Captain Picard's secret bondage dungeon.

"Ensign Wesly Crusher, please report to the Ready Room for a Special ASSignment. And bring the leather slave outfit I bought you on Risa."

"But Captain, I'm not ready, and I don't have room!"

by Rob Aldred February 2, 2004

ready like spaghetti

the be easy , loose, ready for sex,
ready to hookup

After a few drinks I invited her back to my place cuz she was ready like spaghetti

by lucknugg October 23, 2008

Don't read too much into this

As in, don't get the wrong idea, I'm not interested.

Don't read too much into this, it's three in the morning but I don't anything intimate.

by Fleurdelissa March 5, 2011

Are you ready kids

The last words a child hears before being molested after feeling a pointy object hit there ass

The last thing I heard before I was ruffied and raped as a child was are you ready kids.

by Dan the car guy July 8, 2019

reead

a dumb ass bitch. Always tells Isabell about his nasty ass fucking dreams. How many hoes does he have? no one knows .

woah look it's the worlds biggest Loser . Reead!

by 1800fuckyourself June 5, 2017

North Reading

A rich white town with fake people
Middle schoolers think it’s cool to buy pot and vape

- they usually get in trouble for doing this in school

Girls wear 10 lbs of makeup on their face and usually have sex at age 13
Boys think they are more cool than they are and ask girls for nudes way too much
Middle school drama occurs a lot in the shitty school
Parents are rich and oblivious to what their children are doing

Look at all those drunk, high, middle school kids from North Reading!

by ayee33003 October 16, 2018

are you ready, boots?

statement indicating potential departure, time to leave, prelude to transport, potential point 'a' to point 'b'

from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'

(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)

lets' hit the pickup bar, are you ready, boots?

are you ready boots?, START WALKIN'!! (saxophone)

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011