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Spencer Queef 

Another name for a tall guy who's probably from Canada, who at any given time can randomly blurt out a dumbass question. Also walks and talks like he is a robot sent from the land of maple syrup to learn about the US. He's also loud as fuck
Spencer queef: Primary objective... discover the meaning of "head"

Jack: What'd you just say queef?

Spencer queef: Oh nothing, just talking to myself.... Can I fuck your sister?
Spencer Queef by keaty pablo February 25, 2020

National Queef Day

National queef day celebrated on July 17th
Yo man tomorrow is national queef day, how we gonna celebrate?

sandal queef 

When your foot forms a suction cup with the sole of your sandals, and when you step down the air shoots out and it sounds like, well, a queef.
Trying to sneak around at 2am with my birkenstocks on; boy is that sandal queef horrific!
sandal queef by warrior_69 March 8, 2023

penis queef 

A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.

Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
penis queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

man queef 

when you have a fart that doesnt have enough pressure to expel itself out from between your ass cheeks and you are forced to squeeze your ass cheeks together and cause the trapped fart bubble to expel from under your ball sack. usually results in a high pitched popping sound
Dude, what the fuck was that noise?

oh, haha. i just had a man queef
man queef by luckykorn January 4, 2010

smoke da queef 

take a large bong rip, exhale into your partner's love hole, and then enjoy the hit from your partner's natural pipe.
dude, I'll marry the first girl that lets me smoke da queef!!
smoke da queef by fangina August 4, 2007